This week, Erin watched Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story and Paul researched the true case of Amy Fisher and all the crazy involved. Things are so crazy in this story that even Google couldn’t deal with it. Erin’s back hurts, because she’s an old lady, and she can only take comfort in making fun of Alyssa Milano’s Long Island accent and her VERY 90s clothes. And Paul reveals that he’s a motivation to everybody around him, and the right way to present a shirt as evidence in a court of law.

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